Luser comes into my office (IT manager)
Her: Is there any reason my monitor won’t turn on when I hit the spacebar?
Me: Maybe it’s not on. Did you check?
Her: I dunno how to look for that.
Me: I’ll handle it…..walk into luser’s office, turn the monitor on and walk out w/o saying a word.
We’ve had computers here [...]
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Sometimes I do if they REALLY look homeless. A lot of the homeless in L.A. are pretenders just trying to avoid working for The Man all day. Maybe they’re out of work actors…I dunno.
The Century Blvd exit from the 405 (my exit to the office) must be prime panhandling territory because I see 4-5 different [...]
What is the deal? Why do it? Do you really think people believe everything that comes out of your mouth just because they don’t confront you with it right? It just doesn’t seem like keeping all your lies straight would be worth the hassle, especially when the lie doesn’t really buy you anything to begin [...]
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I really need to sit down with a bottle of wine and put pen to paper…or fingers to keyboard as the case may be. I have a lot of unfocused thoughts and ideas that have been running around in my head for quite some time now. Maybe this weekend I will get started on something.
A few days ago there was a story making the rounds on the news wires about Krispy Kreme introducing a new donut that would be made of whole wheat and low on calories. NBC affiliate WAGT in Augusta picked up on this hard-hitting story, however it looks like they don’t exactly have an eagle-eyed [...]
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