We are now arguing over whether I like her breasts or not, thanks to the Dolly Parton comment.
(In all seriousness they are fantabulous.)
Sigh. Tomorrow will be yet another opportunity wasted. Yet another Valentine’s Day where I will not be showering my girl with flowers, gazing lovingly into her eyes over a wonderful romantic dinner…all in the hopes that tonight will be the night she finally lets me break out that one freaky sex move she’s been [...]