1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen.
3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom I’m in McDonald’s and they’re playing our song. [...]
Get up. Turn off the computer. Put down the remote control. Get up now. Get dressed. Get out. WTF are you waiting for? Life is out there be lived and enjoyed while you stare at a computer.
This is a dedication to my friend Jason Lane. Jason never waited for life to come knocking on his [...]
Continue reading about Farewell, my friend…until we meet again.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who [...]
So UT beat UGA. Scratch that….so UT whupped UGA. I was not suprised considering the way our offense has played the last two weeks. The freshman QB’s were not getting the job done at all.
As I predicted one of us was going to be extremely upset and unfortunately that someone is me. I was handling [...]
Today is the worst day of the college football season. The day I’ve been dreading for months now. Well, the night of the Georgia-Florida game could be worse but that’s not for another two weeks.
Tonight it’s my #10 ranked Georgia Bulldogs versus Belle’s Tennessee Vols. No matter who wins one of us will be extremely [...]
This is freaking great. I wonder what other decorations they gave him.
CNN.com - Officials: Inmate got ‘Katie’s Revenge’ tattoo by force - Sep 29, 2006
VANSVILLE, Indiana (AP) — An inmate serving a life sentence for molesting and murdering a 10-year-old girl named Katie was apparently forcibly tattooed across the forehead by a fellow [...]