First, the alarm goes off at 5:20AM. I decide to hit snooze and skip the morning workout. Unfortunately, I didn’t hit snooze. I hit off instead. Next thing you know it’s 7:00AM and I need to be out the door in 15 minutes. Thanks to a quick shower and light traffic I’m only 10 minutes [...]
I’m watching this reality show with John Force, NHRA guy. He grew up poor bout is absolutely loaded now and has 3 teenage daughters. They are just spoiled rotton and he’s goin nuts about it. They’ve got drawers full of $200 sunglasses and $1,000 monthly credit card bills that they don’t even pay. They seem [...]
My Lil Belle Bottom…
Ya gotta just luv her sometimes. Friday she’s whining about having to go out with her coworkers because there’s potentially some people who will be there that she’d rather not have to deal with if possible. I convince her to go because she’s too young to be sitting at home alone on [...]
I feel good…da na na na na na na
like I knew that I would…da na na na na na na
I feel nice…da na na na na na na
like sugar and spice…da na na na na na na
So August 10th is my 2 year anniversary at work. Technically, it was May 10th but they don’t count [...]
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First off SoCal’s Floyd Landis whupped all manner of stinky French buttocks at the Tour de France. This makes 11 of the last 23 years that we arrogant Americans have stolen their beloved event. Meanwhile the French haven’t even had a guy on the podium since Laurent Fignon in 1989. No wonder they hate us. [...]
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to it’s yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.) to give up [...]
I feel like I almost died today. At 10AM I went out for a 45 mile bike ride…not really a big deal as I do that most every Saturday and sometimes again on Sunday. Usually I eat two meals before I go out or have one and a fairly large dinner the night before to [...]