People say the stupidest things…

So my roommate calls me on my cellphone. The reception in this area is terrible so we get cut off before I say anything. She immediately calls my home line and proceeds to ask me…..”are you at home?”. No, knucklehead. I’m on my bike. I stopped at Radio Shack and got a 30 mile phone cord for cheap so I wouldn’t miss your dumbass calls!

In other news, there are few things in life I enjoy more than a good David Hasselhoff or Chuck Norris joke.