Group sex…unintentionally
Posted by Steve | Filed under Amore & Vita, General
If you can’t be with the one you love, honey love the one you’re with.
I’m in what I think would be a rather odd situation…but maybe not. The more I think about it the less unique I think it is. Both Belle and I, if we had ultimate say so in the matter, would probably rather still be with the ones we were with prior to us getting together. Yes. I know that sounds cold and empty but we both do a fairly good job giving each other their “space” about it and not using it as a weapon against each other.
This isn’t about jealousy, really. Belle definitely does it for me and I have a pretty good idea I do it for her as well. Neither of us have ever called out the wrong name or anything like that. I certainly don’t look at her and wish she was anyone other than who she is already. On second thought I can think of a few things I’d change but we’re not gonna go there today. 
However it wouldn’t surprise me if the occasional memory of those people darted through our minds during the idle times. It does make me wonder to what extent our past partners (and those of others in similiar situations) are still in bed with us. I could take this one step further and say the person I was with previously would probably have preferred another as well. In a sense you could say there are five people (maybe more) in the bed every time we get together.
I read a few blogs that suggest this is probably more prevalent than some people are willing to admit to themselves. Any other opinions/confessions?
What is the best type of sex for you?
Posted by Steve | Filed under General
I just don’t know about this one. I like it pretty hot ‘n heavy most of the time. It’s just when I’m feeling mushy, which is more often than I’d prefer, that I really want or need passion. I do have to care about the person I’m with, but I like good ole angry sex with somebody I care about.
Et tu?
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Shotgun Wedding
Posted by Steve | Filed under Amore & Vita, General
Text message chat about Belle’s dear mama who has no idea that I:
- am not white
- am signficantly older than Belle
- have seen her daughter in her birthday suit
Rain or Shine, the Mail Must Make it Through!
Posted by Steve | Filed under Amore & Vita, General, Sports, Triathlon
This weekend I ventured north, escaping the confines of sunny So Cal for a weekend in Solvang, an old Danish mining town with lots of cool shops and what not. The second week of March every year there’s a huge bike ride with over 5,000 people in it. The population of Solvang is only 5,000 so bikers basically take the place over. Every hotel in town was booked solid so I stayed about 20 miles away in Lompoc. The ride headquarters is the Royal Scandinavian Inn and that place books up a full year in advance.
Not a whole lot in Lompoc other than an Air Force base and prison. I dragged the roommate and dog with me. He seemed to have as much as fun as I did and he didn’t crap or bark in the hotel room once.
The Man Code
Posted by Steve | Filed under General, Jokes
1. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him.
2. Under no circumstances may two guys share an umbrella.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow attendees.
4. When you are queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination. Beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call out, “Bullshit!” (Exception: When attempting to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.)
7. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits…… forever.
8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who’s running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every increment of hotness she scores on the classic 1-to-10 Babe Scale.
9. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friend’s birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.
11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
12. Before dating a buddy’s “ex”, you are required to ask his permission. He, in return, is required to grant it.
13. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be regarded as spies until they demonstrate a knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
14. If a guy’s zipper is down, that’s his problem. You didn’t see nothin’.
15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
16. A man must never own a cat or even like his girlfriend’s cat.
17. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
18. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiny friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you’ll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare the excuse about joining the priesthood.
19. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach . . . and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel. . .. and it’s free.
20. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
21. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
22. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, “What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin”, then you may sit back and enjoy.
23. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weightlifting:* “Yeah, baby, push it!” – “C’mon, give me one more! Harder!” – “Another set and we can hit the showers.” – “Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?”
24. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That’s just plain indecent.
25. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be referring to his beer choice.
26. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she’s withholding sex pending your response.
27. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you’re on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you should allow.
28. A best man’s toast may not include any of the following phrases: “one time in Montreal”, “one time when we were all piss ass drunk” or “and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw”.
I need an attitude adjustment
Posted by Steve | Filed under Amore & Vita, General
I’m feelin a little direction-less lately, but I do like these lyrics.
It may sound absurd…but don’t be naive
Even heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed…but won’t you concede
Even heroes have the right to dream
It’s not easy to be me
Texas Humor…a lil something for both sides.
Posted by Steve | Filed under General, Jokes
The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into office and said, ‘You graduated from University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?” “Everything, but my earrings.” (You gotta’ love those Texas Gals.)
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A group of Texas A & M friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an 8-point buck. “Where’s Henry?” the others asked. “Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail,” the successful hunter replied. “You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?” they inquired.
“A tough call,” nodded the hunter. “But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!”
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A University of Texas senior from Oklahoma was over heard saying, “When the end of the world comes, I hope to be back in Oklahoma.” When asked why, he stated that everything happens there 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
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The young Texan came running into the store and said to his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!” Bubba replied, “Did you see who it was?” The young Texan answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number.”
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NEWS FLASH! – Texas worst air disaster occurred when small 2-seat Cessna 150 plane, piloted by 2 Texas A&M students, crashed into a College Station cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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A Texas State trooper pulled over an Oklahoma pickup on I-35. The trooper asked, “Got any ID?” The driver replied, “Bout’ whut?”
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A Texan had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, “I have a flat tire.” The passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?” The man responded, “When you break down, they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it either.
