With the beginning of April comes the beginning of baseball season. That means that the Atlanta Braves head to L.A. to kick some Dodger ass. It’s the only time they’ll be in L.A all season. What’s funny is that the Braves weren’t the only thing that were supposed to be flying in to [...]
There comes a point in every relationship where you begin to think this one may go the distance. He/she could be a keeper. When that time comes a man typically presents her with the “key to his castle”. Yes, you got it…her very own key to his apt/home. This is a huge step for us [...]
To every girl that dresses cute not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl who wants him to call just saying “I was thinking about you” no matter what time it is.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect birthday present for you.
To every [...]
My ISP email account has been overrun by spammers. I don’t use the account at all anymore so anything in there is spam or some fool that hasn’t talked me since Jesus died. I’m going to go the entire year without deleting anything just to see how high it gets. I’m at 561 messages year [...]
Last night, I had a momentary lapse in sanity and called D_T crying. He was patient although I know he really probably wishes that I would just move on with my life and quit letting little things get to me. It was a brief conversation because my momentary lapse in sanity also resulted in a momentary [...]
I’m W….and I’m a wimp. I admit this freely. I like to hug. I like to cuddle. I like to spoon. I want to be cared about. Most of all, I want to wake up next to the woman I slept with the night before. This explains why plain ole missionary is my favorite position. [...]
Southernness
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don’t “HAVE” them, you “PITCH” them.
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Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up “a mess.”
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Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of “yonder.”
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Only [...]