I’m home sick from work. I slept with the window open because I like to be cold when I sleep. I guess the ocean air was a bit too damp so now I have a runny nose and a throat full of phlegm. I’m watching tv and flipping back and forth between Maury and the [...]
Watching a nature show where animals fornicate, he keeps winking and doing the eyebrow thing.
When you ask him what kind of car he likes to drive, he solemnly replies, “The skin bus to tuna town,” and then laughs until he cries.
You note that integrity is so important in a man, he notes that what he [...]
I propose a new law stating that women not be allowed to have any contact with the male species while they’re having their period. They are to be restricted to their primary residence at all times unless said location is only occupied by other women. While GNP may possibly decline slightly that’s the price we’ll [...]
Yes…it’s that time already, folks. Time for the annual “get my pimp on” picture thread. The day when the finest babes and best built dudes in professional bodybuilding and fitness get rewarded for all their hard work with the chance to have their pic taken with yours truly. The occasion? The FitExpo in Pasadena, CA. [...]
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.” When they are seated, a [...]
A vibrator’s only function is to please you.
They don’t watch televised sports when you want to talk.
They don’t talk when you want to watch a movie on TV.
You’ll never have to put your vibrator in your mouth.
Vibrators never pick their nose in bed.
Vibrators move.
Vibrators find all the right spots.
Vibrators don’t do household chores— but you [...]
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It’s only 10 Simple questions, so…grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each question. I got a 38 and, although I’d like think otherwise, it seems pretty accurate for me.