swingate on December 29th, 2005

I’ll never win the Heisman, but maybe I’ll get a Darwin Award someday. One upon a time in Atlanta about 10 years ago I needed gas…imagine that! I pulled into a gas station, went inside to prepay $15 or so (those were the days), walked back to the car, got in, drove directly to another [...]

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swingate on December 29th, 2005

Bless me, Father. I have sinned. I have committed the most egregious of sins possible for a member of the Georgia Bulldog faithful. No, I did not write a fan letter to Steve Spurrier….okay so maybe it’s the second most cardinal sin possible. I did not just receive a UT Vols t-shirt for my [...]

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swingate on December 27th, 2005

Yes, I stepped in the batter’s box of love three times in 2005 and got fanned everytime. I sucked at baseball and I apparently suck at this game too.
First Pitch - fastball. She came in and left so fast I hardly saw her coming. I knew I should have let her go by because [...]

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Yeah, I realize Halloween was almost 2 months ago now. But this was too good, and I meant to post it at the right time, but it was buried under a ton of other e-mails.

You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes [...]

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swingate on December 12th, 2005

Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.

Its important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

Its important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn’t lie.

Its important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

Its very, very [...]

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swingate on December 7th, 2005

The road to a Bachelor’s Degree in IT from University of Phoenix. The bold classes are already completed…squeeking by with a 3.11 GPA. They’re only 5-weeks each so it isn’t as long as it looks. Most of my upper level Business classes didn’t transfer to this degree track so I lost almost a year of [...]

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swingate on December 7th, 2005

My Bloginality is INFP!!!
As an INFP, you are Intraverted, iNtuative, Feeling , Perceiving.
This makes your primary focus on Introverted Feeling with Extraverted Intuition.
This is defined as a NF personality, which is part of Carl Jung’s Idealist (Identity Seeking) type, and more specifically the Healers or Idealist.
As a weblogger, you have wonderful words to express your [...]

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