swingate on November 17th, 2005

This is pretty neat.
DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read …
Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.

First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would [...]

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swingate on November 17th, 2005

After 18 years on the run, the long arm of the law has finally caught up with me. No, not it’s not that thing….I paid off the witnesses in that case. This time it was jury duty. I can’t believe how often they call you in California. In Georgia I was called once in 12 [...]

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swingate on November 11th, 2005

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine [...]

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swingate on November 10th, 2005

Ever wanted to go back in time and view a website the way it used to look? Well, you’re in luck because so did a bunch of other people.
Internet Archive: Wayback Machine

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swingate on November 10th, 2005

I found a couple of links to beginner triathlon training routines. Due to the short days I’m going to confine my weekday workouts to indoors then try to get in a short run/walk and bike ride on weekends.

http://www.winningmag.com/training/beginner/first.shtml
http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/default.asp
http://www.aarp.org/health/fitness/sports/triathlontrainingbeginner.html

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swingate on November 9th, 2005

Okay. I’m gonna do it. No, seriously….this time I’m really gonna do it. I’ve batted around the idea of attempting to complete a triathlon for years. Ever since I started cycling 10 years ago I’ve watched the Ironman Triathlon with equal parts awe and intrigue. I hate to swim (I swim fine…I just don’t like [...]

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swingate on November 6th, 2005

West Georgia Braves 29, #2 ranked in-state rival Valdosta State Blazers 15. They’re still going to the playoffs and we’re not but I’m going to milk this win every damn day til next September. Seven turnovers plus two more INT’s that were negated due to penalties, nine sacks and a net -16 yards on the [...]

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