swingate on October 10th, 2005

Finish college
Get married (this one will involve some trickeration or sympathy)
Have a son
Qualify for Ironman Hawaii
Visit every state

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. ~Newt Gingrich

- bout time that dumbass said something worth remembering.

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swingate on October 6th, 2005

It looks like my Ipod Nano is going to arrive today….just in time for my trip to Vegas next weekend. It’s a black & silver (RAIDER NATION!) 4Gb model with my name & email engraved on the back……as if whoever finds it is going to bother returning it. Yeah, fat chance of that happening. I [...]

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swingate on October 2nd, 2005

Okay, so 19 years after dropping out of University of West Georgia I have returned to University of Phoenix to get a B.S. degree. I just finished my first class and I am happy to say I got………drum roll, please………….. an A! 91.5% to be exact. The instructor apparently either cut me some slack or [...]

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swingate on October 1st, 2005

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers “i’m fine” after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares [...]

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