School has really been sucking lately. I’m taking Critical Thinking & Computer Logic. Being the geek that I am I zeroed in on the word computer and thought “this will be a piece of cake”. Wrong! The class wouldn’t really be that hard if not for the overbearing anal-retentive instructor that I would like to [...]
Too often we are scared
Scared of what we might not be able to do.
Scared of what people might think if we tried.
We let our fears stand in the way of our hopes.
We say no when we want to say yes.
We sit quietly with the others when we want to scream.
And we shout with the others,
when [...]
“I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada.” - Britney Spears
Oh well…at least she’ll still be hot for a few more years. She may be white trash but few chicks clean up as good as ole Britney can.
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How You Live Your Life
You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.
You’re laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.
You have one big dream in your life, and you never lose sight [...]
If you can read this whole story without laughing then there’s no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly.
If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third
judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you [...]
The President of the United States of America, George W. Bush had a heart attack and died.
He went to hell where the devil was waiting for him. “I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You’re on my list but I
have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so [...]
I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but I can assure you that at no point in my lifetime will I knowingly allow my probably drunk friends to do anything remotely resembling the following. Mom & Pops are probably paying $10-15K per semester for darling daughter to learn how to become a [...]
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