Okay, so yesterday I was halfway watching a movie where one of the characters (played by Jon Stewart) broke up every day into two parts. Instead of sleeping 8 hours then being awake for 16 hours he would sleep 4 hours, stay awake for 8 hours, sleep 4 more hours then be awake for another [...]
Continue reading about Flavour of the weak (yes, I know that’s incorrect)
The bad news is I had a little fender bender at the gas station this morning. I scraped up the right front side of my car just behind the headlights; it was my fault too. I wanted to pull into traffic but the guy in front of me didn’t. The good news is I got [...]
Continue reading about Can I just have one day where everything goes right?
Allegedly Google is on the verge of releasing their own instant message platform, as if the world needs another one. I like most of Google’s ideas but I think I’ll pass on this one. My uneducated guess is they will store & index your chats so they can serve you relevant ads. Since I do [...]
Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years
old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able
to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I
sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
Grand Hotel [...]
You Are 27 Years Old
27
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You [...]
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level
Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)
Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)
Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)
Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)
High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)
Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)
High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)
High
Level 7 (Violent)
High
Level 8- the [...]
Part Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone’s hot, you’ll go in for the kiss - end of story
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