Flavour of the weak (yes, I know that’s incorrect)
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Phun
Okay, so yesterday I was halfway watching a movie where one of the characters (played by Jon Stewart) broke up every day into two parts. Instead of sleeping 8 hours then being awake for 16 hours he would sleep 4 hours, stay awake for 8 hours, sleep 4 more hours then be awake for another 8 hours. That’s almost silly enough to work. This way you avoid that drag after you’ve been awake for 13-14 hours at a time. You get two short but intensely active days for each one everybody else has. I think it’d be perfect if you worked from home, otherwise you’d be doubling your daily commute and morning prep time which would kinda defeat the purpose. I used to get a lot done in the late hours of the night anyway. Maybe I’ll try it after I win the lottery or something….food for thought.
Can I just have one day where everything goes right?
Posted by swingate | Filed under General
The bad news is I had a little fender bender at the gas station this morning. I scraped up the right front side of my car just behind the headlights; it was my fault too. I wanted to pull into traffic but the guy in front of me didn’t. The good news is I got a 2.5% raise today….that should cover my increased insurance rate and buy a few Happy Meals.
InstantMessage.Google.com?
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Technology
Allegedly Google is on the verge of releasing their own instant message platform, as if the world needs another one. I like most of Google’s ideas but I think I’ll pass on this one. My uneducated guess is they will store & index your chats so they can serve you relevant ads. Since I do most of my flirting on IM I’ll probably get bombarded with pr0n advertisements. Will you use it?
Sometimes I feel the crush of information overload…as if i’m too easy to get in touch with. I need to spend a week in a mountaintop cabin with nothing electronic…..just a couple of books, good friends, an outdoor grill and lots of alcohol. We’d need water nearby…..perhaps a waterfall or hot spring. On second thought maybe an mp3 player. First one to mention a computer gets kicked off the island.
Math Professor’s wife
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Jokes
Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years
old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able
to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I
sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll
be home before midnight. -Your Husband”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter
waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by
the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater
Hotel with the 18- year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant
mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the
fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18. Don’t wait up.
40 goes into 25 more times than one would think…..at least it used to. 
What Age Do You Act?
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Phun
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You Are 27 Years Old |
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13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what’s to come… love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You’ve had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You’ve been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
Impurity, Sin and Damnation
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Phun
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Extreme |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very High |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | High |
| Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) | High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Very High |
| Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) | Moderate |
Take the Dante’s Inferno Test
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Lust, Phun
Part Passionate Kisser |
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For you, kissing is about all about following your urges |
Part Freaky Kisser |
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When you kiss, you want to experience something new |
