Remembrance
Posted by swingate | Filed under Amore & Vita, General
My love life has become a bit like the weather in Colorado. If you don’t like it wait 30 minutes and it will change. For the second time in 6 months I find myself in the unenviable position of having to fall out of love with someone, against my own wishes. It doesn’t get any easier and I expect this one to hurt much worse than the first one did. One thing is for certain. I am fucking done with relationships I have to hide or keep on the d/l, I don’t care how good the sex is. This is all too often the case with interracial relationships in my experience. I’m done with this shit. I want to be around people that make their own decisions. I’m starting to understand how fat girls feel when guys think they’re good enough to lay but won’t take them out in public.
Tour de South Bay
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Phun
Saturday I rode my bike from Redondo Beach to Santa Monica and back, about 28 miles total. That was a great workout and the scenery is killer…passed by a spot where people hang glide in addition to the usual surfers and thong-clad beach butts. I’m gonna try to do that every Saturday from now on and gradually stretch it out to 50 miles. The fact that I burn about 1,000 calories doing something fun is an added bonus.
In other news I saw “The Longest Yard” with match.girl. It was excellent as far as remakes go. I’m not an Adam Sandler fan but there’s a lot of good jokes with some real-life sports people playing roles – Dan Patrick and Chris Berman from ESPN; Michael Irvin, Brian Bosworth, Bill Romanowski and some other big dudes that I didn’t recognize. They were probably wrestlers. Bringing back Burt Reynolds was a good move even though he looks like an idiot with all the surgery he’s had now.
I bought groceries for the week, all good stuff too. I weigh 239 now…..shooting for 225 by mid-August. My abs look great if I do say so myself. Tonight is laundry night.
Match.con continues….
Posted by swingate | Filed under Amore & Vita, General
So I guess my lil plan is working. I was talking to a friend last night about women. I told her I’m sleepin with match.com girl even though I don’t really want a relationship with her that involves any discussion beyond “Are there any rubbers left?” She talks too much about nothing…she has this weird habit of saying everything three times that makes me wanna bitchslap her. I don’t think I told the friend about Dallas girl but nevertheless she was quite furious (to the point of ending the conversation) that I was leading match.com girl on and saying I should tell her I have no interest beyond sex. I actually have been considering doing just that but then I thought I must resist. This is all part of burying my “nice guy that always finished dead fucking last” image so whatever my conscience tells me to do I will do the exact opposite. As a matter of fact I’m taking match.com girl to the airport Wednesday (at 4:15AM no less, who says I don’t treat her right) which gives me a perfect opportunity to have a drink with another match.com chick that contacted me. She’s an older Latino babe who also talks too much. In a moment of openness I did tell her about Dallas Girl and said I was not open to a relationship at this point where upon she tells me she doesn’t think I’ll be going to Dallas after meeting her. She starts in on how passionate Puerto Rican women are. Regardless of what she meant I read it as at any given time they’re either fucking or fighting with their man with no in between. Either she thinks she’s got it like that or she plans to stab me in the back with a rusty kitchen knife…I guess I’ll find out my fate soon enough. I have not given her my phone number yet and I don’t plan to. Less chance of her calling me at 3AM to “come over and give Mami some sugar before I rip the head off the nice voodoo doll I made for you and set it’s crotch on fire”.
Venice Beach
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Phun
Man, I really need a better camera. This piece of crap is way too purplish with flesh tones and just dark overall. Anyway I went walking down the Strand at Venice Beach this weekend. Didn’t see many street performers this time but beggars can’t be choosey.
Pictures of the Strand at Venice Beach
Fine Line Between Pleasure and Pain
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Lust
It’s a fine line between pleasure and pain
You’ve done it once you can do it again
Whatever you done don’t’ try to explain
It’s a fine, fine line between pleasure and pain
Anybody who knows me knows how much I love to watch a woman’s facial expression while she has an orgasm. Beautiful Agony is a website where you can view videos of men and women achieving sexual nirvana. No nudity…..just their faces with audio. I think i’ll be on this one for a while so if you don’t hear from me for a month or so do not send a search party. 
play .wmv
play .mpg
visit beautifulagony.com
There is genuinely no limit to human stupidity
Posted by swingate | Filed under General
I’m not even sure I know where to begin ranting about this one so I’ll revisit the topic when cooler heads prevail.
LUFKIN, Texas — A 19-year-old East Texas man faces a life prison sentence for causing his teenage girlfriend to miscarry twins, even though she wanted to end the pregnancy.
Gerardo Flores was accused of causing the miscarriage by stepping on his girlfriend’s stomach. He was prosecuted under the state’s new fetal protection law.
Erica Basoria acknowledged asking Flores to help end her pregnancy. But the 17-year-old can’t be prosecuted because of her legal right to abortion.
The defense contended that Basoria punched herself while Flores was stepping on her, making it impossible to tell who killed the twins.
The jury reached a verdict after deliberating four hours. Because prosecutors declined to seek the death penalty in the case, Flores received the automatic life sentence.
