I submit into evidence this joke:
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the [...]
A day which shall live in infamy. This the date she first approached me on IRC. Now scarcely a month later I am absolutely convinced that 10 years from now she and I will have a house in Texas and two drop-dead gorgeous children together…..well at least if they get her looks instead of mine. [...]
Yeah, it gets hotter than hell in the summer time and the spring time pollen count is off the charts but there are a ton of hot chicks and I do miss it sometimes.
That farm boy you see at the gas station did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym.
It’s [...]
How come I never think up shit like this? I need a get rich quick scheme dammit.
http://www.savetoby.com
I upgraded the site to Wordpress 1.5.1 on Friday; now I can change the whole look easier. The active theme is Connections from http://www.wpthemes.info.
my one year anniversary at work. I’m finally eligible for a raise, the 401-K and profit sharing plan. Bitches better have my money. In other news last Monday was the 2-year anniversary of the first time I had sex with SBA….room 237. Maybe I’ll buy a lottery ticket with that number.
:sigh: