Hollaback Girl!
Posted by swingate | Filed under General
I’m supposed to meet someone from match.com tonight. She contacted me first which must mean my chances of seeing bodyparts in the near future can’t be all bad. She’s actually pretty nice looking too….so why aren’t I as excited about this as I should be? I think I’ll put it off til Saturday.
I’m a Hornivore
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Phun
I took the OkCupid personality test. Revel in my
manwhorishness. I thought the result was a bit anticlimatic but the questions were quite interesting. Test yourself when boredom reaches terminal velocity.
As I’ve matured…
Posted by swingate | Filed under General
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in…
I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.
I’ve learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I’ve learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I’ve learned that ex’s are like fungus, and keep coming back.
I’ve learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I’ve learned that I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I’ve learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I’ve learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
Ouch!
Posted by swingate | Filed under General
Well it’s happenened again. I have been bitten by the bicycle bug. I’m equally a fan of bodybuilding and cycling so this happens every spring. One day I wake up and decide I want to be 200 lbs and sprinting up hills instead of 250 lbs and squating 500 lbs. I think what i’ll try to do is alternate days of lifting with days on the bike/stationary trainer then hit the road 1-2 times on the weekend. I went to the bike shop today and dropped $300 without even trying. It’s going to cost $600 to get my gearing changed over to a triple chainring. Barring a sudden 40 lb weight loss I’m going to need it to get around the Palos Verdes loop without resorting to walking on the Marymount climb.
Mind games
Posted by swingate | Filed under Amore & Vita, General
After finally getting some sex I’m even more depressed than I was after going 20 months without it. I need to become more of an asshole to protect myself from feeling anything about anyone.
To add insult to injury some fucker at work parked behind me (end to end parking) without giving his keys to the lot attendant. Luckily there was nobody in the spot next to me so I could wiggle my way out. It was a BMW too…..I shoulda keyed that bitch. I did leave him a nasty note though. I was so mad writing it out I misspelled a couple words so I probably sound like a dumbass.
