I’m supposed to meet someone from match.com tonight. She contacted me first which must mean my chances of seeing bodyparts in the near future can’t be all bad. She’s actually pretty nice looking too….so why aren’t I as excited about this as I should be? I think I’ll put it off til Saturday.
I took the OkCupid personality test. Revel in my
manwhorishness. I thought the result was a bit anticlimatic but the questions were quite interesting. Test yourself when boredom reaches terminal velocity.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in…
I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, [...]
Well it’s happenened again. I have been bitten by the bicycle bug. I’m equally a fan of bodybuilding and cycling so this happens every spring. One day I wake up and decide I want to be 200 lbs and sprinting up hills instead of 250 lbs and squating 500 lbs. I think what i’ll try [...]
After finally getting some sex I’m even more depressed than I was after going 20 months without it. I need to become more of an asshole to protect myself from feeling anything about anyone.
To add insult to injury some fucker at work parked behind me (end to end parking) without giving his keys to the [...]