It’s been a while. I can’t get motivated to do long posts anymore. I wish I had dictation software. I come up with long blog rants while I’m at my desk or in the car but i don’t have the time nor energy to type them all out. I’ll spit out a few brief thoughts [...]
I forgot to mention another I had last month. Luckily this one didn’t involve my life, just my livelihood. Four years ago, just before I accepted the job I have now, I accepted a job with IndyMac Bank. I knew I wanted the job I have now; I just wasn’t sure it was going to [...]
1. The public restroom toilet paper roll designer guy - Through what reasoning did you determine that 1.8 squares was enough paper to wipe your ass? You sorry tree-hugging Al Gore wannabe bastard. I feel like global warming your balls with a flamethrower. I hope every toilet you use for the rest of your rotten [...]
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Well, telecommuting is over for now. We managed to get set up in temporary office space three floors down last week. We’ll be down here for 2-3 months while they are repairing the damage to our floor. It only took three days to move the phone/computer systems and furniture, although we didn’t move every single [...]
Well, this has been an interesting week to say the least. There was a fire on our floor (6th) of the building my company is located in. Apparently a computer at Mary Kay Cosmetics caught fire and it demolished their entire suite. Something sounds fishy about a computer getting that hot but thats their story [...]
So last week we had a new VOIP phone system installed. This required replacing our DSL connection with a T-1 line to support both voice and data. The install was pretty seemless, although now I have to learn Adtran OS to edit my firewall rules. They advised we use that instead of our Juniper to [...]
So I’m playin hooky from work today. They have called five times already and it’s just after 11aM. My three-year anniversary raise is coming in two weeks and it better accurately reflect my value to the organization. I’m just sayin!