Steve on March 10th, 2008

She’s always been somewhat difficult to get along with. She’s had four previous jobs since I’ve known her and she’s left every one of them because there was somebody she just couldn’t get along with. Some jobs she quit, some she was let go from but always because of a conflict with someone. It’s never [...]

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Steve on January 17th, 2007

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
( Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart [...]

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Steve on November 26th, 2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr9TOdQsyOA
I wonder if my gym offers this class…one reason to go more often.

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Steve on August 15th, 2006

Okay, right now my left ear is blocked and it’s driving me bananas. This happens a lot since I live about 1,200 ft above sea level and I drop down to near sea level getting to work everyday. So I’m online looking for ways to pop my ear and I come across this one.
Aerotitis, [...]

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Steve on August 9th, 2006

If you go to this web site, www.letssaythanks.com, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can’t pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services.
Please send a [...]

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Steve on July 24th, 2006

First off SoCal’s Floyd Landis whupped all manner of stinky French buttocks at the Tour de France. This makes 11 of the last 23 years that we arrogant Americans have stolen their beloved event. Meanwhile the French haven’t even had a guy on the podium since Laurent Fignon in 1989. No wonder they hate us. [...]

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Steve on May 30th, 2006

I was sick yesterday. I was queasy and it felt like I was on the verge of puking the entire time. Once I actually went to the bathroom to do it but it was a false alarm. The feeling lessened a little bit in the evening, at least enough to sleep…or so I thought.
I could [...]

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