swingate on August 20th, 2005

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level
Score

Purgatory (Repenting Believers)
Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)
Very Low

Level 2 (Lustful)
Extreme

Level 3 (Gluttonous)
High

Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)
Very High

Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)
High

Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)
High

Level 7 (Violent)
High

Level 8- the [...]

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swingate on August 12th, 2005

Part Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone’s hot, you’ll go in for the kiss - end of story
[...]

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swingate on August 10th, 2005

You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.
Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.
You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.
You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.
You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world.
A good friend, you always give of yourself first.

The World’s [...]

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swingate on August 4th, 2005

D
Dreamy

I
Intense

A
Adventurous

L
Lively

T
Talented

O
Old

N
Nerdy

E
Earthy

Name / Username:

Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com

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swingate on July 28th, 2005

Shamelessly stolen from another website.
As a stunningly successful man of the world, I am often asked, “swingset, how can I, a nebbish dweeb, hope to score hot babes and find a great lady like you did?”
And, often, my answer is simple and direct. Usually something like “Dream on, dork”.
But, today, I’m feeling altruistic and I [...]

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swingate on July 20th, 2005

You remember that one guy in every ’80’s teen angst movie like Duckie in “Pretty In Pink”, the one that never got the girl for whatever reason? That was me and still is to this day.

I am the undisputed King of Unrequited love.

My 15 minutes of fame was being two-time Mr. Teenage Atlanta.

I am 1/8 [...]

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swingate on June 27th, 2005

Saturday I rode my bike from Redondo Beach to Santa Monica and back, about 28 miles total. That was a great workout and the scenery is killer…passed by a spot where people hang glide in addition to the usual surfers and thong-clad beach butts. I’m gonna try to do that every Saturday from now on [...]

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