Stupid is as stupid duhs
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Jokes, Phun
I’ll never win the Heisman, but maybe I’ll get a Darwin Award someday. One upon a time in Atlanta about 10 years ago I needed gas…imagine that! I pulled into a gas station, went inside to prepay $15 or so (those were the days), walked back to the car, got in, drove directly to another gas station, get out to fill up then realize I never pumped the gas I paid for at the previous station. I was too embarassed to go back and claim my gas, plus it was a black neighborhood. Homegirl behind the counter would have never bought that lame ass story anyway. She would’ve done that sista thing to make her head spin around on her shoulders while she waves her finger talkin bout “Ohh no you didn’t, mister man. I ain’t tryin to lose my job gettin played by no broke ass nappy headed no job havin gotta steal me some gas so I can save me some money for a 3-piece meal from KFC nigga.”
What’s your stupidest move?
Taipei Personality
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Phun
My Bloginality is INFP!!!
As an INFP, you are Intraverted, iNtuative, Feeling , Perceiving.
This makes your primary focus on Introverted Feeling with Extraverted Intuition.
This is defined as a NF personality, which is part of Carl Jung’s Idealist (Identity Seeking) type, and more specifically the Healers or Idealist.
As a weblogger, you have wonderful words to express your feelings because of your idealism. Because you don’t like conflict, you may be likely to make one list of links and leave it for a long time without updating for fear of offending.
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Jokes, Phun
This is pretty neat.
DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read …
Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.
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First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10) -
Multiply this number by 2 (just t! o be bold)
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Add 5
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Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator
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If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 ….
If you haven’t, add 1754. -
Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
There’s Joy In Muddville!
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Phun, Technology
It looks like my Ipod Nano is going to arrive today….just in time for my trip to Vegas next weekend. It’s a black & silver (RAIDER NATION!) 4Gb model with my name & email engraved on the back……as if whoever finds it is going to bother returning it. Yeah, fat chance of that happening. I have ordered Lanyard headphones to use in the gym but those are shipping separately. I’m looking forward to hearing it how it works with my Etymotic headphones. Next I’ll need a skin so it doesn’t get scratched so easily. I hope to start listening to audio books now. I was going to buy them on CD but the player in my car bought the farm recently.
- Edit – It’s here! Dang, is this thing tiny or what? I had no idea it would be this small. Loading it up with Tupac, Ice Cube and Metallica as I type. The first pic still has the clear covering it came with on it.
Postage Paid Envelope Revenge
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Phun
muhahahahahahahahaha! I love it!
Flavour of the weak (yes, I know that’s incorrect)
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Phun
Okay, so yesterday I was halfway watching a movie where one of the characters (played by Jon Stewart) broke up every day into two parts. Instead of sleeping 8 hours then being awake for 16 hours he would sleep 4 hours, stay awake for 8 hours, sleep 4 more hours then be awake for another 8 hours. That’s almost silly enough to work. This way you avoid that drag after you’ve been awake for 13-14 hours at a time. You get two short but intensely active days for each one everybody else has. I think it’d be perfect if you worked from home, otherwise you’d be doubling your daily commute and morning prep time which would kinda defeat the purpose. I used to get a lot done in the late hours of the night anyway. Maybe I’ll try it after I win the lottery or something….food for thought.
What Age Do You Act?
Posted by swingate | Filed under General, Phun
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You Are 27 Years Old |
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13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what’s to come… love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You’ve had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You’ve been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
