Stupid is as stupid duhs…part three
Posted by Steve | Filed under Football, Newsworthy, Sports
So Cinncinnati Bengal teammates Odell Thurman (UGA), Reggie McNeal (A&M), and Chris Henry (WV) are out on the town at 3AM on a Sunday night (monday morning?). They’re knocking a few back celebrating a win over Pittsburgh. It comes time to go home and even though it’s Henry’s car he is apparently a bit knackered after catching 5 passes in the game. Thurman and McNeal are fresh as daisies because they didn’t do a damn thing all game. Odell is sitting out a 4-game suspension for missing a drug test and Reggie…..well, he’s just Reggie. In their infinite wisdom these rocket scientists collectively decide Odell should be the designated driver.
Lo and behold, Cincy’s finest pull them over only to find Odell has done enough 12oz curls to register a 0.18 BAC level…oh yeah, Einstein was coming off suspension next week. Now he’s staring at a minimum one-year suspension from the NFL.
How stupid do you have to be, people?
CNN.com – Report: Sleep ‘divorce’ counts – Mar 27, 2006
Posted by Steve | Filed under General, Newsworthy
I wonder what kinda stuff I’ve said in my sleep.
CNN.com – Report: Sleep ‘divorce’ counts – Mar 27, 2006
NEW DELHI, India (Reuters) — A Muslim couple in India have been told by local Islamic leaders they must separate after the husband “divorced” his wife in his sleep, the Press Trust of India reported.
CNN.com – Study: Chocolate may boost brain power – May 25, 2006
Posted by Steve | Filed under General, Newsworthy
See! All those times I was shoveling Snickers bars down my throat I had a master plan after all. 
CNN.com – Study: Chocolate may boost brain power – May 25, 2006
In other news I am really feeling the effects of carbohydrate deprivation this morning. I am dragging myself around the office today. It’s going to be difficult getting thru this evening’s ride. I will have some oatmeal before I head home but I don’t think that’s gonna make much difference once I get past the first tne miles or so. Luckily I get to begin adding carbs back in right after that all the way thru Sunday evening.
That reminds me to get some groceries. I’m out of eggs and a few other necessities.
You know you’re old when you get up to do something and by the time you get around your desk to go do it you’ve forgotten what it is you got up to do.
