Steve on January 14th, 2007

So..last night Belle and I had the “numbers” talk. You know the one. The one that sinks otherwise unsinkable ships. The “so what have you done and how many times have you done it” talk. Have you had this talk? If you haven’t do not have this talk. This is not a good talk. Nothing [...]

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Steve on April 15th, 2006

So, you gave it up to the last guy on the first date and a week later, you’re shocked at the realization that he has no intention of calling back. What did you do wrong, you ask? You gave him exactly what you thought he wanted. Well, let me tell your dumb ass. The trick [...]

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Steve on March 31st, 2006

There comes a point in every relationship where you begin to think this one may go the distance. He/she could be a keeper. When that time comes a man typically presents her with the “key to his castle”. Yes, you got it…her very own key to his apt/home. This is a huge step for us [...]

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swingate on February 2nd, 2006

I’m driving in to work today and on the radio they’re talking about married women who cheat on their husbands with other women. The talk was about how women justified it and how would the husband feel if he found out. Some of the callers husbands knew and apparently were fine as long as they [...]

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swingate on January 13th, 2006

So I’m traveling down the highway of life (translation: love)….stereo bumpin, Oakley shades kickin, top down, wind billowing thru (yes, thru) my que ball’ish bald head. I don’t have a map and though I know where I want to end up I have no clue how to get there.
At various points along the way [...]

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swingate on August 12th, 2005

Part Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone’s hot, you’ll go in for the kiss - end of story
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swingate on July 28th, 2005

Shamelessly stolen from another website.
As a stunningly successful man of the world, I am often asked, “swingset, how can I, a nebbish dweeb, hope to score hot babes and find a great lady like you did?”
And, often, my answer is simple and direct. Usually something like “Dream on, dork”.
But, today, I’m feeling altruistic and I [...]

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