yeah, I know I said no more jokes…..blog this, biatch.
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback [...]
I’m trying to post fewer jokes now (luv ya, Belle) but this one I just couldn’t resist.
Californians, So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly,and Texan jokes, you know you’re from California if:
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a [...]
October 2002
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by [...]
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
A lady walks into a Mercedes dealership and browses around.
Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed and hopes a [...]
I got nuttin on this woman.
CNN.com - Woman, 104, takes man, 33, as husband No. 21 - May 2, 2006
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican retaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history.
“Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death?’ ”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand [...]