So I guess my lil plan is working. I was talking to a friend last night about women. I told her I’m sleepin with match.com girl even though I don’t really want a relationship with her that involves any discussion beyond “Are there any rubbers left?” She talks too much about nothing…she has this weird habit of saying everything three times that makes me wanna bitchslap her. I don’t think I told the friend about Dallas girl but nevertheless she was quite furious (to the point of ending the conversation) that I was leading match.com girl on and saying I should tell her I have no interest beyond sex. I actually have been considering doing just that but then I thought I must resist. This is all part of burying my “nice guy that always finished dead fucking last” image so whatever my conscience tells me to do I will do the exact opposite. As a matter of fact I’m taking match.com girl to the airport Wednesday (at 4:15AM no less, who says I don’t treat her right) which gives me a perfect opportunity to have a drink with another match.com chick that contacted me. She’s an older Latino babe who also talks too much. In a moment of openness I did tell her about Dallas Girl and said I was not open to a relationship at this point where upon she tells me she doesn’t think I’ll be going to Dallas after meeting her. She starts in on how passionate Puerto Rican women are. Regardless of what she meant I read it as at any given time they’re either fucking or fighting with their man with no in between. Either she thinks she’s got it like that or she plans to stab me in the back with a rusty kitchen knife…I guess I’ll find out my fate soon enough. I have not given her my phone number yet and I don’t plan to. Less chance of her calling me at 3AM to “come over and give Mami some sugar before I rip the head off the nice voodoo doll I made for you and set it’s crotch on fire”.