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You remember that one guy in every ’80’s teen angst movie like Duckie in “Pretty In Pink”, the one that never got the girl for whatever reason? That was me and still is to this day.
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I am the undisputed King of Unrequited love.
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My 15 minutes of fame was being two-time Mr. Teenage Atlanta.
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I am 1/8 American Indian, but you can’t tell by looking.
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I haven’t been in a fight of any kind since I was 13.
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I believe a fear of failure is what motivates me most.
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In high school I got a certificate for good attendance. I probably didn’t miss 15 days total from 1st grade thru 12th. (I made up for it in college)
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I moved across country for someone I met on AOL.
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I haven’t had sex with a black girl since college. I’m too white for most of them. Things are looking up now.
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I am a classic underachiever