One foggy night a Georgia fan was heading south and a
Florida fan was driving north. While crossing a
narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling
both cars.
The Georgia fan manages to climb out of his car and
survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and
says, “Man, I’m lucky to be alive”. Likewise, the
Florida fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too,
feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Florida fan walks over to the Georgia fan and
says, “Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we
should put away our petty differences and live as
friends instead of being rivals.” The Georgia fan
thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re
absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I’m
going to see if something else survived the wreck.”
The Georgia fan then pops open the trunk of his car
and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels.
He says to the Florida fan, “I think this is another
sign that we should toast to our newfound friendship.”
The Florida fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After
sucking down half of the bottle, the Florida fan hands
the bottle back to the Georgia fan and says, “Your
turn”. The Georgia fan calmly twists the cap back on
the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the
bridge into the river and says, “Nah, I think I’ll
just wait for the cops to show up.”