Yeah, I realize Halloween was almost 2 months ago now. But this was too good, and I meant to post it at the right time, but it was buried under a ton of other e-mails.
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You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
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If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
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The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
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You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.
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It’s O.K. when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you are.
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Forty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.
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If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.
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It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
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Less guilt the morning after.
And the #1 reason WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX….
- You can do the whole neighborhood.