Luser comes into my office (IT manager)
Her: Is there any reason my monitor won’t turn on when I hit the spacebar?
Me: Maybe it’s not on. Did you check?
Her: I dunno how to look for that.
Me: I’ll handle it…..walk into luser’s office, turn the monitor on and walk out w/o saying a word.
We’ve had computers here for ten+ years now and I’m pretty fucking sure that ON was covered the first day of class.