I’ll never win the Heisman, but maybe I’ll get a Darwin Award someday. One upon a time in Atlanta about 10 years ago I needed gas…imagine that! I pulled into a gas station, went inside to prepay $15 or so (those were the days), walked back to the car, got in, drove directly to another gas station, get out to fill up then realize I never pumped the gas I paid for at the previous station. I was too embarassed to go back and claim my gas, plus it was a black neighborhood. Homegirl behind the counter would have never bought that lame ass story anyway. She would’ve done that sista thing to make her head spin around on her shoulders while she waves her finger talkin bout “Ohh no you didn’t, mister man. I ain’t tryin to lose my job gettin played by no broke ass nappy headed no job havin gotta steal me some gas so I can save me some money for a 3-piece meal from KFC nigga.”
What’s your stupidest move?