Stuff-OLOGY

TECH-OLOGY:
Number of contacts in your cell phone? 22 total, which include multiple contact #’s for some. I pretty much never dial out on my cell…the reception doth sucketh.
Number of contacts in your email address book? 133 in Gmail.
What is the wallpaper on your computer? A beach scene at work and something abstract at home.
What is your screensaver on your computer? I disable them. If I’m not at the computer I turn the monitor off.
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Guilty as charged.
How many landline phones do you have in your home? 0; VOIP and two cells
How many televisions are in your home? 3
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? The oven. You can’t expect people to wait 45 minutes for a baked potato in this day and age.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to most? KROQ, rock/pop

BI-OLOGY:
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? My eyes
Are you right handed or left handed? Lifelong Lefty
Have you had anything removed from your body? Yes, but we’re not going to talk about that here.
Would you like to? I’d like to put a few things back, like my hair.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Hearing; smell is definitely the worst.
When was the last time you had a cavity? Probably 8-9 years ago.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Well, I’m in the gym 3-4 times a week so….

MISC-OLOGY:
If it were possible, would you like to know the day you’re going to die? Absolutely not!
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Something cool and unusual…maybe Davis
How do you express your artistic side? Whenever I pee outside (which thankfully isn’t often) I write in the dirt . TMI, I know.
What color do you think you look best in? All brothas look best in earth tones.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? As long as I had to…which hopefully will continue to be zero seconds.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? I must have at some point; can’t remember what though.
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? No, but I do have some very attractive aunts.
How often do you go to church? Weddings & Funerals and sometimes Christmas.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? No
Has someone ever saved yours? No

DARE-OLOGY:
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Yes, if the town were small enough.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? That’ll cost you wayyy more than $100
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Nope, gonna need ‘em all.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? See ya! gotta run to the bank!
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Yes
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Nooo, zero tolerance.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? If I got to choose the life.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Absolutely.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? I’d give it the ole college try.