Phone conversation last night

Belle: Call me at 9:30AM and wake me up. I have to run errands before work.

Me: You won’t get up

Belle: Yes, I will

Me: No, you won’t.

Belle: I HAVE to…call me, please?

Me: Oh alright…glutton for punishment that I am.

I get my arse out of bed at 1:30 AM to send myself an email reminding me to call her at 9:30AM.

Fast forward to next day. I arrive at work, read the email and set an Outlook appointment to call her at 9:30.

9:30AM - I call…no answer (imagine that) so I leave a message.

9:35 - I call again…see above entry

9:45 - I call again, no answer, I hang up.

10:00 - see previous entry

10:20′ish - I send her a text…GET UP!

11:06AM - Text from Belle - “Yeah so I suck at getting up”.