Wednesday is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping…..and have a great day!
Watch the animated GIF File!!!!!
April 12th, 2006 at 7:13 am
You have no idea how much this idea applies to what I’m going through today. LOL.
April 12th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Oh, yeah…I can see myself getting into this idea.
But only one per hour?? How will I ever limit myself…
April 12th, 2006 at 7:40 pm
You’ll just have to work overtime to make sure you don’t have to leave anyone out. LOL
April 12th, 2006 at 8:31 pm
hilarious post….i can’t wait for tomorrow now…..i got some slappin’ to do!
April 12th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
sorry i didn’t leave my entire name…..sigh
April 13th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
I sent this e-mail to a co-worker who sent it on to our boss. We all had a few co-workers that we would have loved to bitch slap. I think my list was a little bit longer than theirs though.