Text message chat about Belle’s dear mama who has no idea that I:
- am not white
- am signficantly older than Belle
- have seen her daughter in her birthday suit
Me: How come you never send me cell phone pics?
Belle: I don’t have that feature anymore. Also, mom wants to meet you
Me: Tell her be careful what you wish for 
Belle: She likes you though. I just need to really talk u up bf the wedding.*
Me: That’s a whole lot of talkin. You’re going to lose your voice before you’re done with that.
Belle: Lol. She does seem to like you.
Me: One time a girl I knew’s dad** told her I don’t want u datin black guys but if u do I’d want it to be [my real name]. She was floored. I worked w/him yrs b4 so I knew he’d say that.
Belle: See there you go
Me: no, there YOU go. Go ahead and tell her, tough guy. I triple dog dare ya!
Belle: Oh yeah?
Me: yeah, I do but your ass better not. I ain’t ready to quit you yet just in case she puts out a contract on me.
Belle: You wouldn’t have to quit me
Me: Granddad might say otherwise. At the very least he’ll stop buying ya new tires.
Belle: Maybe you’re worth it
Me: Me? worth a new set of tires? Aww, baby. You’re da greatest! this is definitely a blog, btw
Belle: LMAO. I can’t wait to read it.
Belle: Yum. I bought new batteries today 
Me: Can I put that in the blog too? lol
Belle: I’m watching the anatomy of sex and just learned the biology of how an erection happens
Me: I coulda told you how they happen.
Belle: I’m totally turned on
Me: That’s my Belle Bottom. I have totally corrupted you now…or maybe it’s the other way around?
Belle: Did you know that pussy juice is mostly sweat?
Me: Uhh no and I pretty much wish I still didn’t know now.
* - 100% joking (unless she finds herself in a family way)
** - Yes, I realize that was terrible sentence construction…worry about your own blog.
March 15th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Umm, I thought when you said it was blog material that you were going to paraphrase what was said…not word for word!