Steve on February 24th, 2006
- Watching a nature show where animals fornicate, he keeps winking and doing the eyebrow thing.
- When you ask him what kind of car he likes to drive, he solemnly replies, “The skin bus to tuna town,” and then laughs until he cries.
- You note that integrity is so important in a man, he notes that what he looks for in a “chick” is “you know.”
- He whispers,”you’re beautiful,” to your thighs, then glances up at your face and says, “oh you, too.”
- When you comment on the rarity of men these days who seek mature relationships, he giggles quite a bit.
- In conversation with others, he refers to you as his “quality tail.”
- Washing dishes after you’ve cooked him dinner for the first time, you reach behind you to take the paper towels off the paper-towel rod and then realize that you don’t own a paper-towel rod.
- When you’re insulted by his “motel” suggestion at the end of your first date, he looks impressed and says, “hotel.”
- When you proudly recount your glorious high school valedictory speech to him, he praises “your multi-talented mouth.”
- When you tell him what you do for a living, he stares at your breasts and loudly asks, “What do they do?”
February 24th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
You missed one: He buys flowers hoping it earns him enough points so he can score.
February 24th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
You just wait, girlie.
February 24th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
Would it be worth my while to wait or should I just go ahead and quit holding my breath?
February 24th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
If you’re not turning 4 shades of purple and scaring coworkers keep going.
February 24th, 2006 at 6:25 pm
If there’s steam coming out of my ears, does that count?