swingate on December 21st, 2004

I just switched to Dreamhost this weekend. Thanks Sherrod! This is my first and possibly last entry…….I’m kinda lazy like that. Actually this will probably become my personal workout journal interspersed with various outrageously boring tidbits about my love………..err let’s make that lust life. You see, it’s like this. I love two women. Neither of them love me back but i’m good friends with both of them. Due to matters of national security (and a desire to preserve my ability to have children) I can tell you absolutely nothing about either of them, except to say they are both drop dead gorgeous, very funny and all around super cool chicks. Neither of them live close to me, which is probably why they’re able to resist my normally overwhelmingly powerful animal magnetism. One is currently a “friend with benefits” and the other is potentially the greatest thing that’s never gonna happen to me. That one isn’t going so well at the moment and I’m really down about it (like really really down)…but c’est la vie! Oh, did I tell you I still live with my ex-girlfriend?