After finally getting some sex I’m even more depressed than I was after going 20 months without it. I need to become more of an asshole to protect myself from feeling anything about anyone.
To add insult to injury some fucker at work parked behind me (end to end parking) without giving his keys to the lot attendant. Luckily there was nobody in the spot next to me so I could wiggle my way out. It was a BMW too…..I shoulda keyed that bitch. I did leave him a nasty note though. I was so mad writing it out I misspelled a couple words so I probably sound like a dumbass.